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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

How a grizzly bear eats an orange... in 5 pictures

First, puncture the orange with your big ol' claws...
Next, partially peel the orange, using your big ol' claws...
After that, eat as many orange segments out of the orange as you can, while it's still on your big ol' claws...
Then, pick up the rest of the orange - which is easy since it's stuck on your big ol' claws - to pull off some of the peel with your teeth.  Make sure to spit out the peel.
Eat even more of the orange segments (yada yada big ol' claws blah blah blah)...
And then, when you're all done with the orange segments, then you can eat the orange peel.  Seriously, who saves the orange peel for last?  That's like the worst part!  I'd save the orange segments for last because they are awesome...

Okay, who else wants some orange slices right now?

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